Sasuke: *shows up at the infirmary*

Sakura: eh? Sasuke-kun? What are you doing here? Did you find something out or—

Sasuke: tell them you’re married.

Sakura:... what?

Sasuke: the other prisoners... they think you’re single. Tell them you’re married.

Sakura: are you serious? You’ve come all the way here, risked your fake identity and put yourself in danger just because you’re... jealous? *smirks*

Sasuke:... Just tell them you’re married. And be careful. *leaves*

Sakura: *smiles* adorable.