tobirama, in fourth grade: look under there
madara: under where
tobirama: you dimwit. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you didn’t even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naive simpleton. a foolish uchiha. your family line deserves to die with you
i fell in love with a man who cosplayed as shisui uchiha at anime north
metal lee was born from rock lee opening the gate of childbirth
do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
